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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle likes his subs like his women. 6 & 12"
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear her seatbelt."
"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""
"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"
"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."
"Ever since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse, I will need to let her back in."
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."
"Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell ""WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?"" until they got some answers."
"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"