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Joke of the Day

"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""

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"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."

"I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there I mean, just the mere sight of me masturbating sent him off on a rant about ""morals"" and ""his children"" and ""security""."

"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing"

"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"