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Joke of the Day

"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"

"The term ""Every 60 second in Africa..."" is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving."

"One good turn gets most of the blankets."

"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."

"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."

"Did you hear about the gay dog? It was a Golden Receiver."

"next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think ""what would jesus do?"" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora."

"There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water. Slipknot"

"[creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad"

"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."