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Joke of the Day
"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"
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"Me: Pfft.. There is scientific evidence that a woman's brain is lighter than a man's. Her: Perhaps because it gets more exercise."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !"
"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."
"I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days April Fools :D got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ? alright move on :|"
"What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains? -Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming"
"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."
"The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. It's Secret Asian Flan"
"What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !"
"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"