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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear her seatbelt."
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"What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart? Amadeus on my dais."
"What do you call someone who discriminates against certain groups of rappers? A rapist."
"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."
"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it."