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Joke of the Day

"Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell ""WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?"" until they got some answers."

"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."

"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"

"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."

"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."

"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"

"Trump will do the work of two men when elected... Key & Peel. Thanks Ronnie Corbett may you rest in piece."