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Joke of the Day

"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."

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"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."
"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""
"""That's what"" - She"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"
"They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is? Cause you're on the fuckin beach."
"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"
"How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly"
"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."
"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."
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