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Joke of the Day

"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."

"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"

"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."

"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"

"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door."

"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""

"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."

"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"