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Joke of the Day

"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."

"What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money? A goldfish!"

"A celebrity died? Better take this opportunity to tell everyone a very personal story about that one time you saw them eating falafel."

"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"

"Me: How was the party last night? 17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What??? 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl."

"What do u call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass"

"Cancer isn't so bad It'll grow on you"

"Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing"