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Joke of the Day

"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."

"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother."

"My fly was down the entire day & I didn't notice. So I'm taking him out for drinks after work. Hopefully that'll help cheer him up a bit."

"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."

"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"

"Why does the Mexican guy take xanax? For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo"

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."