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Joke of the Day
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
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"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."
"What language do cats speak? Catonese"
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"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""