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Joke of the Day
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
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"I just invented a word ""Plagiarism"""
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"People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual People who speak 2 languages are bilingual. People who speak 1 language are Americans."
"My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side"
"Twitter is over Capacity! Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it."