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Joke of the Day
"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."
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"BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"
"Finland's borders Are Finland's borders called the finnish lines?"
"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"
"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. :^)"
"Zootopia It'll either make your kid more tolerant or turn them into a furry."
"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."