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Joke of the Day

"You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific."

"Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person ""Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened."" -Adolf Hitler, 1945"

"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"

"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."

"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"

"I asked my dad who the favourite child was. ""Ask your brother,"" he replied. ""Where is he?"" I asked. He said, ""Buried in the garden."""

"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"

"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"""Doctor I'm invisible!"" ""I'm sorry sir. I can't see you right now"""

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