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"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"
"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."
"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."
"So apparently a neighborhood watch is not watching bad stuff happen to your neighbor's home & then taking a nap"
"Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people."
"My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... So she never seen me coming."
"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"