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Joke of the Day
"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"
Next Joke
"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""
"My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian"
"How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles"
"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."
"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom xDDddd"
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."