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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"

"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"

"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"

"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."

"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."

"Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle."