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Joke of the Day
"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
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"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who require closure..."
"whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake"
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck"" Fire truck!"
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."
"I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil"
"Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended"
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"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."