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Joke of the Day

"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"

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"Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way."
"My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."
"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""
"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"
"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."
"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""