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Joke of the Day

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"

"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"

"Pogo, Radio So two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. To the left of them is a sink. One of the polar bears turns on the bath water, and the other says, ""Pogo, radio."""

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"

"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."

"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."

"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."

"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."

"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist."