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Joke of the Day
"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"
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"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."
"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."
"My work day - 8:00-11:30 - wonder what I'll eat for lunch today 11:30 - 12:00 - eat lunch 12:00 - 4:30 - Damn lunch was good."
"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"
"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."
"What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants."
"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"