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Joke of the Day
"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."
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"ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends."
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. ""Give them to your sister,"" was apparently a relationship breaking answer"
"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"
"The reason I don't like Facebook's ""memories"" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now."
"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"Windows 10 rollout"
"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."