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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"

"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."

"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""

"My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one."

"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."

"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""

"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"

"I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"