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Joke of the Day
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
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"Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'? Because he's not a full ese."
"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."
"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."
"I went to see an evening of vegetables doing stand-up last night. It wasn't to my taste though - too many crudites"
"I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror."
"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"