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Joke of the Day
"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."
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"What do you call a... What do you call a powered scooter in cow country? A mooooooooooped"
"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""
"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
"Rebecca Romaine Lettuce. Is that something? I don't care. It's just one tweet in an entire universe. Who gives a shit."
"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"
"*returns lost dog* Lady: That's not him. He was white Me: *holding a brown dog* He asked to swing by the salon. Add the color to my reward"
"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"