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Joke of the Day

"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""

"*Gets down on one knee* ""Can you drive us to dinner I have three DUI's"""

"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."

"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."

"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."

"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."