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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."

"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."

"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."

"In order to finish my 2016 resolution, i cut off my left leg... That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!"

"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"

"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"I love to hold my wife's hand when we are out. If I let go, she shops."

"David Attenborough voice ""Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."""

"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"