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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."

"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"

"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."

"I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today Atleast I think she was poor. She only had $.75 in her wallet."

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"I lose a lot of arguments just so I can go back to my nap."

"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."

"What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing? An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject"

"Why do Black people prefer big asses? Because they have a bigger machine to ride ( )"

"Why do only bald people get cancer?"