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Joke of the Day

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!"

"What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server."

"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of? WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels"

"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"

"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."

"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"

"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."

"Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage."

"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."

"My snack didn't taste very good. Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough."