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Joke of the Day

"I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. It got awkward when she started giggling"

"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."

"I used to have a voice like Justin Bieber... then I turned four."

"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."

"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"

"Adele was outside my window this morning. She said hello from the outside."

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."

"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."

"Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone"

"NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge. Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - ""cough, cough"" - now you do, too. I win."