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Joke of the Day
"Pick up line: Girl, do you run a Gorilla exhibit at the zoo? Because I want to drop a baby in you."
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"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"
"Luke, I am your uncle. Luke, I am your third cousin. Luke, I am your grandmother. - Skywalker family reunion"
"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."
"Knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? With. With who? With whom."
"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."
"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."
"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"
"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."