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Joke of the Day

"Luke, I am your uncle. Luke, I am your third cousin. Luke, I am your grandmother. - Skywalker family reunion"

"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God.... I texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face Priceless"

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"

"""I sound nothing like that when I cry."" -doves"

"My wife just walked into a huge spider web. She is now a black belt in karate."

"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."

"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"

"What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !"