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Joke of the Day
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
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"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"Find a penny, pick it up. All day long you'll wtf, that thing is filthy. Wash your hands immediately."
"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."
"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"
"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"
"What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful."
"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."
"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."