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Joke of the Day

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes."

"My Swedish friend asked me to stop making Ikea jokes. Ikea'nt"

"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"

"How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guy that's pushing it"

"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."

"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"