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Joke of the Day
"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."
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"What's the worst thing about a woman's panties? Your nuts hang out the side. A homeless guy told me this joke in exchange for pocket change"
"TIL that 70% of statistics are made up on the spot. ...like for example this one."
"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."
"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."
"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."
"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"
"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""
"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."
"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"