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Joke of the Day
"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
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"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"
"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!"
"""Daddy, do you like princesses?"" ""Yes."" ""Why?"" ""Well usually they have a nice set of ti-"" Wife: ""Shut it."" ""I WILL NOT LIE TO MY SON."""
"[Game&Chill] Replace any word in a movie tittle with ""fap"" (For example "" Fap to the Future"")"
"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."