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Joke of the Day
"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"
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"""Why aren't you wearing a coat?""""Coats are for pussies.""My mother asks too many questions."
"Just heard about the new sex tape with Paul McCartney's daughter and Matthew McConaughey... It's called Interstellar McCartney."
"6 year old: daddy look we've had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet"
"The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend."
"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill;   to have a bit of fun.   But stupid Jill forgot the pill;   and now they have a son."
"What's the ugliest tree in the world? Yew"
"Obese people are roll models."
"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."