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Joke of the Day

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"

"Two muffins... Two muffins in a pan are baking in the oven. One looks over at the other and says ""Wow it's getting really hot in here!"" The other replies ""Holy shit is that a talking muffin?"""

"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."

"People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me. Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool."

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"

"I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic."

"im tired of things costing money"

"What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia."

"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."