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Joke of the Day

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"He held up my pants and said ""Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go."

"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"

"Do you know what a lot is? Two words."

"Why are the steaks so high? Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field."

"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."

"What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah? Oprahs Black"

"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"

"God said He loves me? That's awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people."

"My Grandma told me today that men were much more charming when she was young... I told Grandma that that was because they aren't trying to fuck her anymore."