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Joke of the Day
"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"
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"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"
"What do you call a girl on her period? Call her next week."
"Homeless man asked me if I could 'spare some change'. I told him 'change comes from within'. Long story short, I'm missing a kidney."
"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"
"me: [raises hand] my date: again, that's not necessary"
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious."
"I'm not Fred Flintstone... But I can make your bedrock."
"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."