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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah? Oprahs Black"
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"Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says, ""You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
"What sound does a turkey now make? Coup."
"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower"
"What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure."
"What do you call a 1 ton toilet? EL-ton John"
"What's Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? The Wall. Huehuehue"