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Joke of the Day
"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."
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"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."
"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""
"WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE? Because it was dead."
"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."
"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."
"Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic"
"What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud."
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"
"(Final maths exam) Q: what are the two small horizontal parallel lines? a) double negative b) equals c) eleven fell over"