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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars? The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty."

"Guests are like fish After three days, you should probably get rid of them."

"Don't try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club."

"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."

"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"

"How Long is a Chinaman"

"Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack? Whore moans"

"If I got a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be asking people why they're giving me dimes."

"- 911,what's your emergency? - I'm out of beer! - That's no emergency. - Chest pain? - We'll send an ambulance. - Make sure they bring beer."

"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""