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Joke of the Day

"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"Still carry my keys one-poking-out-like-a-weapon-style in case I'm attacked by a not very tough rapist with thin skin."

"An infinite number of redditors walk into r/Jokes But they can't get past the infinite mathematicians and cows"

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"

"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."

"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"

"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."

"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"