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Joke of the Day

"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."

"Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good."

"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars."

"My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :("

"Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him."

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I'll see myself out now."

"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."