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Joke of the Day

"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"

"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"

"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."

"So they've announced Taken 3..... So they've announced that they're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think that Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills are a bit shit!"

"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"

"Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was."

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."

"What time of day are you not able to find your watch? 4:04"

"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"