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Joke of the Day
"What do you call jokes that belong to everyone? /r/Jokes"
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"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."
"What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!"
"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"
"You've been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree. Your sentence is 20 years of being trapped in a FB group message about a baby shower."
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!!"
"Tried kidnapping Stephen Hawking the other day... Had the blindfold the bastard so he'd stop yelling for help."
"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."
"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."