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Joke of the Day
"Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs."
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"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"
"what do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley"
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"Hey buddy I was reminded of you this morning. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."
"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"
"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."
"Your boss will respect you more if you sometimes disagree, especially if you touch their face and say ""You silly goose."""
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."
"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"