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Joke of the Day

"Hey buddy I was reminded of you this morning. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."

"The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don't believe in Santa 3. You dress up like Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"This barbecue must be amazing. Everything is at steak."

"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."

"Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars? Are you sure? It contains spoilers!"

"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"

"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"

"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"

"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."

"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."