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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."

"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"

"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."

"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."

"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Do you know the difference between 1 minute of oral and 1 minute of anal? Well, do you have 2 minutes ?"

"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."

"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""