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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's black white and read all over? A: A newspaper."
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"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"
"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices."
"The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today... I told them it wasn't pressing."
"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."
"So a soccerball walks into a bar The bartender kicked him out."
"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."
"Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game."