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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's black white and read all over? A: A newspaper."

"What do Yoda's sheep say? Dey go baa."

"Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck."

"Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is."

"I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"Have you heard about the insomniac polymath? She could do ALMOST everything with her eyes closed."

"What's 3 inches long, stiff, and makes people laugh? My dick."

"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"

"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."