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Joke of the Day

"So a soccerball walks into a bar The bartender kicked him out."

"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."

"The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack"

"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"

"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"

"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."

"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."

"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."

"Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage."

"Sodium said to neon, ""I gave your mother my electron last night!"" Neon didn't react."