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Joke of the Day

"My essay question is: ""The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."" ""Discus."""

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you up."

"If Twitter has done nothing else, it's trained me to spell words like diarrhea, gonorrhea & chlamydia without spell check."

"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"

"who said math is the universal language? hey, numbers-- speak english!"

"Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back."

"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."

"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."