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Joke of the Day

"My essay question is: ""The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."" ""Discus."""

"ELI101: How do people not get binary?"

"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."

"Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right."

"Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb."

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."

"If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains."

"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."

"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."