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Joke of the Day
"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
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"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy..."
"Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?"
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."
"A White House aide tells Donald Trump that one hundred people will attend his next event. ""A hundred thousand people?"" Trump asks, ""Do we even have enough room for 1.5 million people?"""
"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"