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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."
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"Huge bowls of cereal are the parentheses to my night's sleep."
"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."
"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"
"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch."
"What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew."
"Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone."
"""Stop texting me. If I wanted to go on the second date, I wouldn't have stolen all your jewelry."""
"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."