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Joke of the Day

"If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains."

"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."

"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."

"As a boy, I went to a Catholic School... It was a pain in the ass."

"Ah Monday morning, the hideously ugly, unwanted child of the week. I'm torn between pity and the feeling of violating something with a broom"

"What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole."

"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"

"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."

"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."

"What did Donald Duck say to Goofy? I Fucked your Dad !! Lol !!"